(Lets Get this money Honey!)... Funny Commercial...

These are too funny...



I saw this one before too but I thought i would post it anyway...

H-townnnnnnnn (Slim thugga voice)

Been down with the sniffles all of last week and then i went to Houston for the weekend for a wedding....But before I get into that, these Puff vicks tissues is the next trending topic! ...#PuffsVicks LMAO
Please go snatch a box? (HAHA that sounded X rated....sexual seductionnnnnnnn ohhhhh-woooo)

Back to Houston... But before I go into that.. One of my homies said to me "Whats a metropolitan city? What dos metropolitan mean?".....and he bought to get his masters next month...hymph.. I wont mention any names but my ninjas that read this wont need any more clues because only one SMUMMY could ask such a ricky retardo type question.
........ok soo....Houston is wayyyyy toooo biggg fa me!(pause) Too much going on.. I mean i like big cities but that might be too much for me. I dont even get that feeling when i go to L.A and i know L.A is bigger...maybe its the weather or the something about being near hollywood...HAHA
Had a good time tho, caught up with the some mofos from highschool and caught the fight at B-dubbs.....Cotto face was lookin like Lasagna towards the end. AYE! Manny impressed me i must say. Pacquiao/Mayweather is a must.



I have more about Houston but I'm short on time this mornin..I gotta cut me whiskers!!!!!! Holla people!

This face belongs on the, TIZOOOBEE! (Martin Payne)

I fell of Nip/Tuck for a lil sec...about mid way through last season is where I think I started missing hella episodes. Season Six been on point so far...So basically if you aint watchin, lock in!(Kay Slay voice)McNamara/Troy back at it again and this time they got A.C. Slater from Save by the bell. (I know him name Mario suttin but Slater is funnier) Them scenes be looking so real...well i guess real for somebody that aint in the medical field and know half that ish would never go down like that but its good fa TV!
From the mime killer to the lil girl eatin her own hair...this season is CRAAAA-ZAYYYYY(Drake voice)

Was it me......

...Or was this episode long as helllll(pause). I mean it seemed like it was 2 hours...maybe cuz' i was ready for the ending already! After watching it, they kinda swung me on the "It's real" side. People probably get married after a month all the time in the U.S but nobody ever cares and now they tryna get at yungin'. But like Ye' say.."..this is the life that everybody ask for..."
Adjusted my nba fantasy lineup..check! Ate breakfast...check! Looked to see how bad I'm doing in fantasy football...check! Looked in my bank account to make sure I'm still broke...check! Got my gym clothes at the door....check! LOL....I'm Goooddd! (Clipse Voice) Peace OUUUUTTTTTTTTT!

P.s Im feelin a lil better this mornin'...still got the hee-bee gee-bees'! AYE!

O.M.G I feel like im gettin sick.....Nooooooooooo

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW YORKKKKKKKKKKKK

YANKEES WIN!

Don't really have a baseball team but i was thinkin that since the yankees won, does that mean the yankee hats are gonna go up in price like 3 or 4 dollaz on the sly? Im sure they will.....

Everybody wanna get they hands on the GREEN!...Or maybe just the world series edition hats will be like $55.

MNF...SAINTS WIN! PERFECTION CONTINUES...

Did anybody see this game?

35-27
It was a good one...Went down to the wire even though the score aint saying the same...

No Halloween fa me....

Ion do much! (B Sieg Voice)

But...this pic of Manny and Freddie Roach is funny because I can just hear Freddie Voice under that mask..lol

Halloween is 2 days away....

HAHA! This was from Halloween '08..It was costume on the fly! Nevermind that Chris WEBBER Sac-town jersey i had on that sho-nuff aint make the pic! Not sure what imma be this year or I'll even dress up! (I know, party pooper) I wore this one to work and another to the club. Sherlock Homeboi i think is what that masterpiece was called! LOL

Fantasy Basketball...

Well my fantasy football teams are pretty much done for except one...and that one is on the bubble.
So I thought I'de start my fantasy basketball career since I know that spaulding better than I know that pigskin. Started a lil league with a few gal-pals!(LMAO) First week of action is pretty good. I see its not like fantasy football where the scores be in the 100's. These will be more like 3's n 4's because off all the games they play in a week and the point system. Looks pretty fun so far tho, well that is until somebody get the hine-pots wooped! I'll post this weeks scoreboard on the 1st.

"I'm the Prodigy, do you Roger me.." -Wzy

Standings

CONGLOMERATE LEAGUE
1	Ballz Handlerz	0-0
1	Las Vegas Sp...	0-0
1	Gang Green	0-0
1	Flint Tropic...	0-0
1	Richard Riderz	0-0
1	Team M.O.B	0-0
1	Stat Sheet S...	0-0
1	Hard-WOOD Cl...	0-0
Updated Thursday, October 29

Scoreboard

FantasyNBA Classics at Stuffer, Box
M.O.B at Handlerz, Box
Riderz at Speedman, Box
Get Tropical at Green, Box
Full Scoreboard

It's goin down LIKE THE CATILINA WIINE MIXER....

I kinda been off my muzik game lately but urrrrahhhhh(grandma voice)...Imma be listenin to this one till atleast Christmas. That is unless 50 put out something to make me have a flashback of Mr. Freeze, Brown paper bag..AYE! I dont know if Weezy will ever get...ummm..how do you say...old news? His wordplay is unmatched right now....WEEZZZYYY BABBYYY!!!

THE GAME HAPPENS HERE!!!! (AYE!)

NBA REGULAR SEASON STARTS IN 4HRS....PIZZA...JUICE...N HELLA NAPKINS..

Been MIA....not on collins either....

I got my head down like we just lost to Hillside in the second round of the playoffs..(GSHS HOLLA)
I'm ashamed I aint posted nothing in over a month...ECCCKKK(PUSHA T VOICE)
WELL....AS JEEZY WOULD SAY...WELCOME BACKKKKKKKKK! I gotta a nice lil collection of pictures n what not such not so be on the look out for my scraps......

Lets get ratchyyyy, Lets get ratchy! (Hurricane Chris voice)

Sweeeeaaaatttee! (Hov voice)

Best I ever had... (Drake Voice)

Is this not why you are here!?

The WAR is almost over...

The painting WAR is almost over!!! "Are You Not Entertained?! Are You NotTTTT EntertainedDDD?! Is this not why you are here!? Spaniard! Spaniard! Spaniard!

Who gone check-meh boo? x Dwight

Now how she make it to fashion week when she once had a FASHION SHOW WITH NO FASHION, HOW DREADFUL! (dwight voice) Guess ya can't hate on er now? (And yes I did attempt to match the word font with her dress, who gone' check-meh boo?)

I'm not gonna dooo, what everybody thinks I'm gonna do..(Jerry McGuire voice)

I aint gonna talk about this lil stunt....but Yeezy got some artwork in his head(no bruno)

"Let that man get pass, Let that man get cashhh..." (Yeezy Voice)

Teach me how to..... T.G.I.F

Everybody have a safe and blessed weekend. To start your wknd off right please click on the link below and get on this AUDIO PUSH! I better not ever learn these moves cuz imma be in the club, local gatherings and graduation celebrations Jerkin'(Pause)! Who Gon' check me boo? (She'ree voice from housewives of ATL) PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

http://www.mtvu.com/video/?vid=421732&title=Audio_Push_-_Teach_Me_How_To_Jerk

Come again..with that Cardigannnnnnnnnnnnnnn..

This one is from earlier this year...ran across is lastnight and..well...nuff said LMAOOO

God Bless..

SHAQ VS

Anybody watch SHAQ VS? This was my first episode and imust say , Shaq is a clown. I felt like they wasnt really going at each others throat. Like both were holding back. The funniest thing he said was call me "Manny Shaqiou"! lol str8 comedy

ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM PAINT JOB!

As you can tell by the pics above, I was gettin' my HGTV on over the Labor Day wknd....I did not know RL made paint, sheesh, getcha hands in all the money why dont ya! One thing I have learned is that you gotta really take your time and put that tape down right or you just gonna give yaself more work. I had some helpers this past wknd, shout out to Bdiddy. That boy is a detailed painter, them edges, he's a precision painter, lol! If you need some extra help and you scared of mexicans , he gotchu covered! I went with a black mohogany and some kinda mustard orange and traditional base. lol haha i sound like Dwight Eubanks! (Does this fool know his last name? pish-posh) "Come on down to the purple door salon honey and we will do something about your football helmet, HOW DREADFUL!" (Eubanks voice)

...After the College Game Day Debacle...

...Came the nightlife...lol..I was at Cherry so any body Local know that it wont much goinzoneee! But i guess because of the holiday is was kinda jumpin. The setup at Red Rock is killer(punk rock voice) but I just dont get why it never really pops to the point where I say "Yo Imma be back next wknd.." instead its... "Im not coming back for 3 to 5 months.." lol I havent been out in a minute so it was good to get back out there in the wild jungle.

Its College FOOTBALL SEASON aint it.......

The Michigan helmet is from an earlier post. This past Saturday I was cleaning the ole dome(pause) and I just got the NCAA vibes and my artistic Picasso came out ya diggggg! DONT JUDGE ME!!! LOL

Blogging on hold people

Stinking Blogger wont let me upload pics and thats how i get my Jackie Moon off on the post......geeezzz

Big ole Big ole BIG MAC! (E Berk voice)

These are pretty cool! They have different cities or sports and other pics on Big canvas settings. The one above is Charlotte...


see more here : http://www.greatbigcanvas.com/image/charlotte-nc-5545

Halloweennnnnnnnnn...

Not really sure where I was going with this post but i feel like i might could pull this off on Halloween? Yes/No? Mannnn Pop Warner football...those were the good ole days..some of couldn't leave the church steps but dont worry I lived that life for ya! She''llll cawllllllllllllllllllllllll!!

Ya better know imma be wearing this up to the casino to place my bets!!!

see more here : http://www.neweracap.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&productid=NE-F1COLL0060&startColor=teamcolor&page=2&groupName=NewArrivalsMen&useGN=1

KICKZ...

Nike Air Total Max Uptempo LE (whtie / midnight navy)

I remember these.....dont think i had a pair i but knew somebody that did...so when talking to others imma act like a had a pair! (Ni$$a Shit)

see more here : http://pickyourshoes.com/new6/nike_total_max_uptempo_wht_nvy.htm

Is the T.O show over?

IS IT OVAHHHH???? IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED!

Frigidaduh!! (Katt Williams Voice)

Ain't no co-co puff ontop of this Frigidaduh!! That line really tickles my fancy when Katt Williams say that! I never thought I could keep food long enough to make my frig look like im twurkin with something...lets see how long this last!!
I'm stepping my G. Garvin game up! If ya don't know who is "Google me"! (Girl from T.O show voice) lol..I was dyin when she said that! GOOGLE ME! LMAOOOOOOO

Busy Week....

Workin like a slave.....tryna get back on my workout grind..all these are excuses for why I havent updated this thing all week lol

So they sent Plaxico up the river...

Mike Vick back on the field....

+1/-1 right?

Fantasy football draft for me is on Saturday and i havent done any kinda research. I got invite from all over but I can barely keep up with this blog let alone multiple leagues so imma just stick with the one at my J-O-B(Pops voice from Friday)

Good Thursday People!

Monday Mornin.............Rise-n-Shine

Went to Top of the World at the Stratosphere lastnight. Been there a few times. IM OVER IT! LOL
Here are a few pics I took on my phone.

IT'S NOOOO KEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

LMFAOOOOO YO MY CREW KNOW BOUT' THIS EPISODE HERE! CLASSIC!


Funny Videos

ADELE

This is an artist from the U.K MisterDeashimself prolly tried to put me on to her a lonngg time ago but im sure it came through the inbox like... "Yo check her out , artist from the U.K" Oh yeah..DISCARD! LOL...BUT YEAH HERE'S THE LINK http://www.adele.tv/

More MIA pix...

Here is the rest of the pix on my phone from MIA....

This joint above is when I was at Gansevoort....Poolside chillen. It was an interesting conversation going on next to me between to of my friends but I was zoned out relaxing enjoying the atmosphere. This was a nice lil' look I must admit. Miami is one sexy city.



This one an interesting building. Bank of America building. They had the nice lil color scheme going on. It really stood out in dowtown/Brickell. The building made me want some ice cream tho. Like some sherbet or something. LMAO


The last two were just some random pics of Brickell........

NIKE HUMAN RACE....

Saw this and thought I'de post. I ran in the susan g koman race for the cure but i think this might be a lil outta my league!!!!

Check out more here : http://www.nikebiz.com/media/pr/2009/08/19_NikeGlobalHumanRace.html

Just throw it in the BAGGGGGGGGGGGGG...

This one is fa rednose cuz he be haten' on this song but i stay blastin this joint. Puts me in a good mood.

Check it out..

http://hypem.com/track/867607/Fabolous+feat.+Drake-Throw+It+In+The+Bag+(remix)

G.I JOE!!!!!!!

G.I JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! This was a good movie if ya aint caught it yet, go ahead and check it out! I still gotta go back and watch Transformers 2 , AGAIN. (Fell asleep the first time, lol) I'm a movie buff but I been slackin a lil this year but I think imma get back on my bowling and movies this fall. I watch a little bit too much reality tv, but its addicting. Makes ya lazy, and im already Lazy Larry! Check this link out for wallpapers. http://gijoe-themovie.blogspot.com/

Hash House.....Ay! (Juiceman Voice)

A lil breakfast...well it was kind-a-like-a-big deal (Clipse voice)! Hash House A Go-Go! This place is pretty good!!! Very Yummy! (Did he just say yummy?) A lil eggs-n-cheese, seasoned potatoes, and one mega Pancake with bananas it it! (Also brown sugar) I'm not really a breakfast person but this is pretty good. Washed that down with a nice lil SCRAW-BERRY lemonade!! We all know I got that Itis' after this meal!

Freddy Adu by the river....

These mofos was playin soccer all dayyyy!!! Soccer by the river. Downtown MIA,Brickell. This was a nice lil view of the river and some of downtown but the Beckham's down there caught my eye. Pause. Everyday in MIA i kept thinkin to myself, how did i grow up in this humid mess? I was sweating like crazy. My body got use to the west coast dry heat and so i went back to the south and it was not a good look on the perspiration tip.

Almost forgot...T.G.I.F!!!

If u aint on it..get on it.Pause... lol Toasters Strudel with fresh scrawberries!!

Vrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Now this lil monster right here makes the pic look crazy skewed.... But thats just the how the Ghini' do. Anyway i thought it was a kool lil pic!

Welcome Backkkkkk! (Jeezy Voice)

(View from the telly)
Fresh back from the TRE-O-FIVE! It be so hotttt down there.! Sheeeshhhhh Im so glad to be back in clark county. Had a blast down in the durrty but now back to reality! J-O-B

Bertollisssssssssssssssss....

Dinner time! Somebody tried to put me on these way back when but now these is on DEFAULT! YA DIHHGGGGGGGGGG!
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Check my foot work......

Aug. 22nd... $310 FYAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thursday..Smursday.....

Can the wknd get here any faster? Sheeeshhh
Its thursday and boy did this week go by fast, amazing! Had to get my door fixed on my car(long story) and hopefully i'll get my wheels back today. Its funny how you take those things like having a car for granted until its taken away from you. So, fingers crossed on that.
Dont know about anybody else but I'm ready for FRIDAY!!! It's been one of those weeks.
What else...hmmm....No longer on myspace or facebook but I let one of my understudies talk me into TWITTER..... its kinda fun at first...dont know how long im gonna last....
I need some new music...anybody got any suggestions? I need to hear suttin, a half-A-SUTTIN-A-SUTTIN!

I think i need to watch training day soon! HOIT!

Vegas Nite....

Had to throw this one on my blog fa kicks...
Saturday nite...XS......Bachelors jumpoff fa Scoop...BET DAT! Yahtzeeeeeee!

FIGHT NIGHT ROUND 4 XBOX360

FOR ALL MY ONLINE FOES, FIGHT NIGHT ROUND 4...IT AINT OVER..IT AINT EVER OVER!!!